Slob of the Year
This award celebrates the tireless and noble efforts of the slobbiest, laziest and most inactive employee in a small or large business, who somehow manages to get their work done without ever appearing to do anything.
Judges will be looking for evidence of:
• Outstanding dedication to getting-round-to-it eventually
• Clear achievement of the task at hand - eventually
• The ability to complete tasks without appearing to do any work
• A clear understanding that work doesn’t have to be tricky