33 Of The Funniest British Tweets In 2017
These tweets were Brits at their finest in 2017.
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Presumably good at helping people stay alive. pic.twitter.com/xvj0jF3lJh
— Andrew Dennison (@CharlieBeatnik) July 14, 2017
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A modern day Romeo & Juliet pic.twitter.com/kgU0Kmv3Yq
— sharky (@ohnosharky) October 23, 2017
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This is giving me life rn. pic.twitter.com/HVTp9k6zQe
— Holly Nielsen (@nielsen_holly) June 9, 2017
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£198m for Neymar
— Sam Roberts (@SamRobertsComms) August 2, 2017
To put that into context, that's a week's stay for a family of five at Center Parcs with 3 kids who want to do everything
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Mike Oldfield's difficult second album pic.twitter.com/PLOY4GxeFl
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 4, 2017
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Prince Harry's kids will be Americans. What if one grows up to be president and is in line for the throne at the same time? Brits are playing long-ball here, but it's a smart move. They want America back and this is how they'll do it.
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) November 27, 2017
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The Telegraph have officially run out of things to attack millennials for pic.twitter.com/e4UYVeOsg9
— Alex Finnis (@AlexFinnis) July 31, 2017
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If you iron Gordon Ramsay you end up with Keir Starmer. pic.twitter.com/wm3IjR5l5y
— Hippolyta Loudbasket (@Loudbasket) August 27, 2017
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So very, very tempted to go in and ask... pic.twitter.com/SxacML9as1
— Andrea Mann (@AndreaMann) September 5, 2017
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The vengabus is coming
— Johnny Chiodini (@johnneh) November 27, 2017
And everybody's jumping
The vengabus' purpose
A rail replacement service
To take you to some stations
We thank you for your patience
Might want to set out early
It will delay your journey
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When you follow someone through multiple doors pic.twitter.com/9HWxOt9Vf2
— Jake Reynolds (@JakeReynoldss) July 6, 2017
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jst realised ‘mamma mia’ sounds like a northerner telling their mam theyre home n ive never been so amused
— 𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔢 (@EmilieCrutchley) November 17, 2017
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what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day pic.twitter.com/yrni6PsdMg
— lex croucher 💀 pre-order REPUTATION (@lexcanroar) September 7, 2017
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"Never have I ever ran through a field of wheat" pic.twitter.com/TEUfVmcLtQ
— Jennifer Agnew (@jen_agnew) June 7, 2017
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You from south london? pic.twitter.com/zQfiOMpWZu
— JoeOliver▲ (@joe99oliver) March 21, 2017
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She can move in any direction you know... pic.twitter.com/jN3dUJwZz7
— James (@Jimbobaroo) July 6, 2017
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autoglass: autoglass repair
— bee ! (@sticktoyourgxns) March 20, 2017
me: autoglass replace pic.twitter.com/g04aMYseMc
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Bloody hell, genuinely just thought Noddy Holder was Germaine Greer. pic.twitter.com/mVtpXgnFyL
— elfie (@elfbatross) November 5, 2017
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🎶 All of the other reindeers 🎶 Used to laugh and call him names 🎶so he killed them pic.twitter.com/GTtXrEHBSD
— Gecko (@geckoofficial) October 28, 2017
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Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that
— Pete Bradley (@PEEBZ_B) July 7, 2017
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The shameful legacy of Bullseye continues to blight our streets. pic.twitter.com/l4cYb6kYtD
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) August 14, 2017
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I'm begging of you please don't take my man pic.twitter.com/rFkRMFhdkl
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 3, 2017
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I'm enjoying the irony of this looking like a gay wedding ceremony that neither set of parents entirely approve of.#DUPCoalition pic.twitter.com/Bvzj5cypOC
— John Smith (@verypopularname) June 26, 2017
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Lucky old June. pic.twitter.com/2WAm9cNeeD
— Jo Haseltine (@Jo_Haseltine) July 17, 2017
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he’s like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on pic.twitter.com/3idhyzrvl6
— j (@eggsandbread) March 14, 2017
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When your duck is actually really posh pic.twitter.com/qDyNnG4p6p
— hoskas (@hoskas) September 18, 2017
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"Did ya say ya want scraps wi' them fish 'n' chips, love?" pic.twitter.com/e8u0Kz7viQ
— Ben (@MrBenjiWeb) September 26, 2017
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