The Best Puns From #UKPunDay (Duplicate)
My mate bought me an elephant for my room— Dr Jez Phillips (@drjezphillips) February 13, 2017
I said 'Thanks'
He said 'Don't mention it.'
A giant German sausage is on a collision course with Earth. I fear the wurst. #UKPunday— Tom Moorhouse (@Puttypaw) February 13, 2017
why are people asking what I want to do in 3 years, I don't have 2020 vision.. #ukpunday— ABBIE (@abbieenia1) February 13, 2017
Never trust an atom, they make up everything #ukpunday— bizzy g (@_relatableryan) February 13, 2017
Just finished my papier mache model of Mount Kilimanjaro. Missus says "Is that to scale?" I said "Nah.....It's just to look at." #ukpunday— Steve Briddon (@Hebdomadian) February 13, 2017
Mixing chocolate & Rice Krispies starts innocently, but before you know it you're adding raisins & marshmallows. It's a rocky road #ukpunday— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 13, 2017