11 People Who Aren't Taking Valentine's Day Seriously

Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**

*pizza guy
**pizza that I paid for

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2015

me knowing im single af and dont have to buy any valentines gifts pic.twitter.com/eZ4WxMEWzj

— Lisa Simpson (@tbhIisa) February 3, 2017

You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) February 14, 2015

Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.

— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015

If you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?

— Mitchell Davis (@mmitchelldaviss) February 6, 2016

me on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/QBMCz1KbBv

— ㅤㅤㅤ (@damn_phillip) February 13, 2017

Fun Valentine's Day Tip: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could get a pitcher of beer and a dozen wings. Prob even pay for parking too

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 4, 2016

Hope everyone who uses the word "bae" has a terrible Valentine's Dae ?

— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) February 14, 2015

That moment you realize your milk has a Valentine's Day date & you don't... pic.twitter.com/KX2S83bK8s

— Curtis Lepore (@curtislepore) February 1, 2016

you don't have to be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day if you remember you're alone all the other days too pic.twitter.com/UyEPe7lI5Q

— daphne (@youngoddesss) February 5, 2017

2015 Valentines day: Single
2016 Valentines day: Single
2017 Valentines day: Single
Consistency is key ??

— NanguPeeCee (@Thabiso_PC) February 4, 2017