The Best Puns From #UKPunDay

Today is #ukpunday, just let that sink in pic.twitter.com/rJy13rVNEV
— Marc P. Lamberts (@lambertsmarc) February 13, 2017
My mate bought me an elephant for my room
— Dr Jez Phillips (@drjezphillips) February 13, 2017
I said 'Thanks'
He said 'Don't mention it.'
#ukpunday
Cheer up everyone, Spring is just around the corner 😂😜#ukpunday #mondaymotiviation pic.twitter.com/1pDvVgVNcl
— The Comedy Club (@ComedyClubUK) February 13, 2017
A giant German sausage is on a collision course with Earth. I fear the wurst. #UKPunday
— Tom Moorhouse (@Puttypaw) February 13, 2017
why are people asking what I want to do in 3 years, I don't have 2020 vision.. #ukpunday
— ABBIE (@abbieenia1) February 13, 2017
Oopsie! The toilets clogged! #ukpunday pic.twitter.com/L0rBb0GDxX
— Metro Plumb SYorks (@MetroPlumbSY) February 13, 2017
On #ukpunday how could I resist the urge to combine my two fav things - sweet pastries and puns?! #imaweirdough pic.twitter.com/wpxeuT4A76
— Amy Bainton (@AmyBainton) February 13, 2017
Never trust an atom, they make up everything #ukpunday
— bizzy g (@_relatableryan) February 13, 2017
Just finished my papier mache model of Mount Kilimanjaro. Missus says "Is that to scale?" I said "Nah.....It's just to look at." #ukpunday
— Steve Briddon (@Hebdomadian) February 13, 2017
I can't believe I got sacked from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.#ukpunday pic.twitter.com/AHERBXbWZa
— Hacker T Dog (@CBBC_Hacker) February 13, 2017
Mixing chocolate & Rice Krispies starts innocently, but before you know it you're adding raisins & marshmallows. It's a rocky road #ukpunday
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 13, 2017